Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/wvl3nfch · ★★☆☆ Fair (493 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.
tiny.ag/gewaqimj · ★★☆☆ Fair (279 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the death of hope.
tiny.ag/sxvbnrzm · ★★☆☆ Fair (545 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Woody Allen, Love and Death, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/tuvabnig · ★★☆☆ Fair (890 ratings) · submitted 1999
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/fnkzalnh · ★★☆☆ Fair (107 ratings) · submitted 1997
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
tiny.ag/g2xohmoz · ★★☆☆ Fair (123 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
tiny.ag/h2globzq · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
My husband gave me a permanent wave, and now he's gone.
tiny.ag/e0jqizfw · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
tiny.ag/twzqcn7z · ★★☆☆ Fair (87 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love cures people; both the ones who give it, and the ones who receive it.
tiny.ag/o6zxkels · ★★☆☆ Fair (158 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
tiny.ag/gy6u0a9i · ★★☆☆ Fair (1051 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.
tiny.ag/ngzn3ekd · ★★☆☆ Fair (98 ratings) · submitted 1997
The opposite of love is not hate, the opposite of love is ignorance.
tiny.ag/ls96cqfi · ★★☆☆ Fair (90 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
tiny.ag/jg3f6les · ★★☆☆ Fair (187 ratings) · submitted 1997
A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.
tiny.ag/is8fdtaa · ★★☆☆ Fair (1041 ratings) · submitted 1999
Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
tiny.ag/41gyx5is · ★★☆☆ Fair (91 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
tiny.ag/oojczsgc · ★★☆☆ Fair (153 ratings) · submitted 1997
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
tiny.ag/nvdb2cfz · ★★☆☆ Fair (403 ratings) · submitted 1997
Burning desire is the eternal flame.
tiny.ag/re0zqqyo · ★★☆☆ Fair (121 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
tiny.ag/hafgido3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a given, hatred is aquired.
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